After going No. 2 on the potty:
Me: Way to go, Cydey! *Singing Tom Jones* “She’s a lady!”
Cydney: *Singing back* “I’m not a la-day!”
Cydney: My name is not Cydney! I’m a princess!
Me: What’s your name?
Cydney: Sofia the first.
“I’m gonna kill everyone in the car!”
“I feel like smacking somebody…”
Me: Cydney, come and eat breakfast.
Cydney: Maybe later.
Sitting in her stroller on the train:
“Princess man, get me out the stroller! You’re restraining me!”
Me: Cydney, it’s time to get out of the bath.
Cydney: Not yet. I’m not wrinkled.
My mother: Cydney that stinky in your diaper is nasty. You’re too old for that.
Cydney: Well, I’m gonna keep my doo doo.
At 11:30 PM:
Cydney: First, we’re gonna watch Piture Perfect (Pitch Perfect), the n Sofia the First, Disney Princesses, Cartoons, and then Breaking Bad.
Me: Cydney, you’re bugging.
Cydney: You’re bugging.
Me: What’s my name?
Cydney: You’re Princess Man, Chad!