“I want to see the wind!”
Me: Patty Cake Patty Cake. Baker man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it. Mark it with a b. One for baby and one for…
“Stop talking to me!”
“I want to be a single princess!”
*Holds up candy dispenser* “This is my bention!” (Translation: invention)
*Walks over slowly*
Me: Cydney, what’s wrong baby?
Cydney: My head is heavy *lays head on lap*.”
*Cydney jumps on me*
Me: *in pain* Ooooohh!
Cydney: Did I step on your nuts?
Me: Cydney, it’s time for me to do your hair.
Cydney: Ummm let me think about it.
*While laying in bed*
Cydney: I’m giving my dookie a new home.
Me: Cydney, you making stinky?
Cydney: Yes. Sorry *and then laughs about it*
Cydney: ______ loves you.
Me: How do you know?
Cydney: ______ loves your kisses.
Me: Cydney, you watch too much tv. Where you get that from?
Cydney: Ummm *smiles coyly then runs off*