Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something’s killing me!
Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon*
Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe.
“It’s not tea. It’s not coffee. It’s my coffee-tea!”
Me: You know I’m upset with you, right.
Cydney: I’m upset with you too. We’re upset together!
Me: No, I’m really upset with you.
Cydney: I’m not upset.
Courtney: my mom makes my stomach feel better by rubbing on it.
Cydney: He had a volcano in his stomach.
“Will you get your funky feet off me? I’m trying to focus here.”
“I’m gonna have a Facebook.”
“It’s too purple for me. It doesn’t match my pajamas.”
“I stareled you too.” (Translation: startled)
Me: Guess who has a birthday in two weeks?
Cydney: I don’t know. My birthday is Tuesday!
“It’s snowing outside! I want to put on my dress and be Queen Elsa in my Frozen World!”