Return of Cyndey Quotables!

“I’m crying my tears out.  That wasn’t me crying my heart out, daddy.”

 

“My toys is getting on my nerves!”

 

Me: Cydney what are you eating?

Cydney: I was eating my spit.

 

“The police are driving Nunu (my grandmother who recently passed) to heaven so she can recharge”

 

A three year old’s thoughts on childbirth: “Because I was in my mommy’s tummy and I fell out with green icing all over me.”

 

Person:  Cydney you look cute.

Cydney: I’m not cute for girls!

 

Lisa: Hello Cydney.

Cydney: *turns back*  I don’t want any girls in my house!

 

Cydney had an accident…. 
Me: Cydney did you do something?
Cydney: No.
Me: I can tell you did. 
Cydney: My body did something.

 

“I’m not ready to go to bed.  I have work to do.  I’m afraid of the dark and it’s hard to do my work with monsters even with my frozen powers!”

 

“_____ and me are your girls, daddy.  But you need a girlfriend.”

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