While I don’t get to use the app as much as I used to, I love Twitter. It gives people the chance to express their thoughts in 140 character outbursts. There is nothing in the world like it.
The number one best thing about Twitter is when all factions of #BlackTwitter congregate and give their thoughts about an award show, a major television event, or television show. The second best thing about this wonderful place is watching people “tweet through” the struggle. Sometimes it’s a story, others it’s their heartbreak (the BEST), and then there’s just the need to vent.
Well, yesterday was my nephew’s Holiday Show at his elementary school. It was at 9 am and it’s a show at an elementary school. All of us adults and parents must suffer through all of the terrible performances to sit there and be so damn proud of our children. Seeing them do their best definitely makes the wait worthwhile; but not while you’re sitting there actually waiting. With that said, here is my play-by-play commentary of one of many shows like this that I will have to sit through in my lifetime.
😩🔫 (@ Brookside Elementary School Baldwin in Baldwin, NY) https://t.co/KhXTJpon1o
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I'm at my nephew's school for his Christmas show. He's in fourth grade…the show is kindergarten -5th grade. Fuck this shit, b…
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I came here without coffee.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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…trying to be all prompt.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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There's a band playing…I'm afraid.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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It sounds just as bad as I thought it would. Every instrument is either sharp or flat.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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There's squeaking of clarinets. The trombones are coming in as quarter notes. They sound like farts.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I'm listening to the radio in one ear bud.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Song no. 2 sounds just like the first one.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I understand how my parents must've felt. Because I prolly thought I was DOING it on these elementary school stages in the early 90's.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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My first thought is "Damn these are some tall kindergartners. *looks at program* Oh, it's kindergarten and first grade."
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I'm partial to the kindergarten because that'll be Cyd next year.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Damn…they sound good!
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I'm impressed.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Eighth and that's knowing there are 7 levels* RT @RHDrum Gotta be the 5th circle of hell for musicians or an elementary school concert
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Eighth and that's knowing there are 7 levels* RT @RHDrum Gotta be the 5th circle of hell for musicians or an elementary school concert
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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The girl who was the high school bully in 2002 is Ms PTA mom in the front row. She looks like she should be on Orange Is the New Black.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Aww shit…what's worse than an elementary school band? Elementary school orchestra!
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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It's pretty bad. But not as bad as I was expecting.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I'm here with my father, a musician. Which is only making this commentary more colorful.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Dad: You hear the cello?
Me: What cello?
*squeaking low note*
Me: There is is…
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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My pops: She's conducting properly.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Another song….
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I was looking at my program. That song they played was "The Dreidel." Sounded like "Away In A Manger"
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I think it is a prerequisite for all teachers at this school to know how to properly conduct.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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The kindergartens and first graders held notes better than second and third grade. But they had a little harmony to them.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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It's something seeing about eighty kids in which 70 are of color singing a Hanukkah song.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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There's quite a few people here from high school….
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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I have this theory that girls who take and post closeups on ig frequently if their pretty face are bigguns.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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And now…the violins will play separately
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Okay my nephew's class is up. Gotta pay attention.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Me: Aww shit they're rolling out the piano.
Dad: Which is now out of tune.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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That was accusing pretty good
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Actually*
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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My father recorded my nephew talking while he should be singing.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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The sang harmonies and had modulations…👏👏👏👏
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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And now for the finale
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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RT @SheIsTDenise @me fact. I've been fooled MANY times, smh. One time I thought I was going to shooting a smaller woman (based on her selfie
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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RT @SheIsTDenise @Psolo4Short only to be thrown off the day of the shoot. You can't shoot big women the same way as you would smaller women.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Oh….the finale got ALL the kids singing. I don't think the fire marshal gonna like this.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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RT @SheIsTDenise @Psolo4Short lol I was pissed. but now I just assume folks are a lil bigger then what they seem to be in photos
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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That last number was surround sound bc they were in the aisles.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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All in all, cute show. I think a kid coughed in my ear.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Parents dipped out before the end like when the home team is getting blown out trying to beat traffic.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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And now I get to go back to work.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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Sometimes you gotta tweet through it RT @SheIsTDenise lol I need to follow more parents… @Psolo4Short just cracked me up.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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My nextdoor neighbor was here to support his son in tight jeans and a hat that said "Taino" on it. The tight pants gave away that he's Taino
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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The mother of one of my nephew's friends looks a lot like Timile that it's almost scary.
— Chad Milner (@Psolo4Short) December 14, 2015
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