Why I Gave My Daughter Her Own Podcast

A couple of months ago, I was having a conversation with my mother in the car. As she always does, Cydney repeatedly interrupted our dialog to the point in which I couldn’t ignore her anymore. I jokingly said to my mother “I should give Cydney a podcast and let her talk for for five minutes.” […]

#Formation: Beyonce Gave The Valentine’s Day Blueprint

Valentine’s Day is this week. Up until last night, everyone was figuring out what to do and how to make the day special, and then Beyonce came through and told almost everyone how to spend it and spend theirs on it: on Beyonce and to say that it was marketing genius was an understatement. […]

Return of Cyndey Quotables!

“I’m crying my tears out. That wasn’t me crying my heart out, daddy.” “My toys is getting on my nerves!” Me: Cydney what are you eating? Cydney: I was eating my spit. “The police are driving Nunu (my grandmother who recently passed) to heaven so she can recharge” A three year […]

Cydney Quotables: Late But Still Great

I was about to pick something up while sitting down: “Do it with your feet. You can’t with your behind.” No sheets on the bed: “The bed is naked.” “The other pillows are boring.” Doing pushups with me: “Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, eleventeen.” My Godmother: What do you want to call me? Cydney: The Lady that […]

Pretty Dope Cydney Quotables

Brushing hair: “I’m brushing with the little comb. Ahh, yeah. That’s the spot!” “The dog is sick. She needs medicine to be healthy.” “I turned on the light so our room could have legular dark.” “Cydney, did you make stinky in your pants? Yes I made it myself!” “It’s wintering!!!” Me: Cydney, Santa just sent […]

Epic Cydney Quotables

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Funny Cydney Quotables for The End of Your Week

Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something’s killing me! Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon* Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe. “It’s not tea. It’s not coffee. It’s my coffee-tea!” Me: You know […]

Funny Cydney Quotables for the New Year

While giving Cydney a bath it was time to wash her hair which she always gives a hard time about. It got real which lead to me at one time holding her upside down my her feet while her hair was being rinsed: “Why you dip me like a chip?” “That’s my boy. That’s my […]

Cydney Quotables Once Again

“I want to see the wind!” Me: Patty Cake Patty Cake. Baker man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it. Mark it with a b. One for baby and one for… Cydney: Free! “Stop talking to me!” “I want to be a single princess!” *Holds up candy dispenser* “This is my […]

Once Again…Cydney Quotables

After going No. 2 on the potty: Me: Way to go, Cydey! *Singing Tom Jones* “She’s a lady!” Cydney: *Singing back* “I’m not a la-day!” Cydney: My name is not Cydney! I’m a princess! Me: What’s your name? Cydney: Sofia the first. Me: Cydney! Cydney: Hmm? “I’m gonna kill everyone in the car!” “I feel […]