Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something’s killing me! Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon* Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe. “It’s not tea. It’s not coffee. It’s my coffee-tea!” Me: You know […]
Read More Funny Cydney Quotables for The End of Your WeekMe: I need you to chill. Cydney: I can’t chill! “I’m gonna be sational!” Wakes up, looks at me and says “What chu doin, yo?” Rolls back over and goes to sleep. “Get this money!” Me: What would Jerome-ey Rome-ey Rome-ey Rome think? Cydney: I don’t know. Nothing a girl can’t handle. *Me holding a […]
Read More Cydney Says the Darndest Things: Funny Quotes From A Two Year OldWhile giving Cydney a bath it was time to wash her hair which she always gives a hard time about. It got real which lead to me at one time holding her upside down my her feet while her hair was being rinsed: “Why you dip me like a chip?” “That’s my boy. That’s my […]
Read More Funny Cydney Quotables for the New YearBrushing hair: “I’m brushing with the little comb. Ahh, yeah. That’s the spot!” “The dog is sick. She needs medicine to be healthy.” “I turned on the light so our room could have legular dark.” “Cydney, did you make stinky in your pants? Yes I made it myself!” “It’s wintering!!!” Me: Cydney, Santa just sent […]
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Read More Epic Cydney Quotables“I want to see the wind!” Me: Patty Cake Patty Cake. Baker man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it. Mark it with a b. One for baby and one for… Cydney: Free! “Stop talking to me!” “I want to be a single princess!” *Holds up candy dispenser* “This is my […]
Read More Cydney Quotables Once AgainAfter going No. 2 on the potty: Me: Way to go, Cydey! *Singing Tom Jones* “She’s a lady!” Cydney: *Singing back* “I’m not a la-day!” Cydney: My name is not Cydney! I’m a princess! Me: What’s your name? Cydney: Sofia the first. Me: Cydney! Cydney: Hmm? “I’m gonna kill everyone in the car!” “I feel […]
Read More Once Again…Cydney QuotablesCydney: It’s a penny! Ms. Pat: Cydney can you say dime? Cydney: It’s a penny. Ms. Pat: It’s a dime. What is it Cydney? Cydney: A coin! “My chest hurts. I need a bandaid.” Me: Cydney, it’s time to get out of the tub. Cydney: I’m swimming to Paris. Cydney makes number two in underpants: […]
Read More Once Again…Cydney QuotablesMe: Ok, baby I’m about to watch football. Cydney: No. You can watch from your computer. Cydney takes a jalapeno and licks it twice. Her eyes widen and she begins to pant: “It’s hot! I have to brush my teeth!” Me: Cydney, I have to wash your hair now. Cydney: No! You berry don’t have […]
Read More Cydney Quotables pt. 4Me: Cydney you gotta go pee? Cydney: Not quite. Cydney pulls the string out of my hoodie: Me: Cydney, you broke my shirt. Cydney: *Puts face in both palms* I don’t believe that. Me: Cydney, you know you’re gonna be mad that I have to wash you hair, right? Cydney: Whomp, whomp, whoooomp! Me: Cydney, […]
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