Once Again…Cydney Quotables

Cydney: It’s a penny! Ms. Pat: Cydney can you say dime? Cydney: It’s a penny. Ms. Pat: It’s a dime. What is it Cydney? Cydney: A coin! “My chest hurts. I need a bandaid.” Me: Cydney, it’s time to get out of the tub. Cydney: I’m swimming to Paris. Cydney makes number two in underpants: […]

Cydney Quotables pt. 4

Me: Ok, baby I’m about to watch football. Cydney: No. You can watch from your computer. Cydney takes a jalapeno and licks it twice. Her eyes widen and she begins to pant: “It’s hot! I have to brush my teeth!” Me: Cydney, I have to wash your hair now. Cydney: No! You berry don’t have […]

Cydney Quotables

Kids say the darndest things and Cydney is no exception. Anyone who has personally become acquainted with my daughter knows that she has a lot to say. So every other Friday I’m going to share some of the funny things she says. In a cab to two ladies in their early thirties: “Hi! I’m CydneyAriah […]

Even More Cydney Quotables

Me: Cydney you gotta go pee? Cydney: Not quite. Cydney pulls the string out of my hoodie: Me: Cydney, you broke my shirt. Cydney: *Puts face in both palms* I don’t believe that. Me: Cydney, you know you’re gonna be mad that I have to wash you hair, right? Cydney: Whomp, whomp, whoooomp! Me: Cydney, […]

More Cydney Quotables

It’s been two weeks so here are some more of the wonderful things my daughter has to say. While being given a bath by my sister: Courtney: Cydney, get in the tub. Cydney: It’s too wet! On a swing in the park while laughing: “Daddy, you’re hilarious! You’re a genius! You’re disgusting!” While my mother […]

Cydney Says the Darndest Things: Funny Quotes From A Two Year Old

Me: I need you to chill. Cydney: I can’t chill! “I’m gonna be sational!” Wakes up, looks at me and says “What chu doin, yo?” Rolls back over and goes to sleep. “Get this money!” Me: What would Jerome-ey Rome-ey Rome-ey Rome think? Cydney: I don’t know. Nothing a girl can’t handle. *Me holding a […]

Losing My Identity

Ok, so I have A LOT to catch everyone up on. Soccer Dad Chronicles 4, How the rest of Cydney’s first week of school went, A Basesball Dad Chronicle, 2 Weekends in Pictures, Quotables, AND some other thoughts I’ve had but life has just not allowed me to write. Maybe that’s a good thing. However, […]

I’m Pretty Sure Cydney is Gifted

This morning, well it it was more like 11:45 Cydney came creeping out of her room ready to start her day. I just happened to be in the hallway so I looked at her and said “Hey!” She jumped in surprise and shrugged her shoulders sheepishly. She said “Daddy you astonished me.” My daughter continually […]

Stressed Out

I hate A Tribe Called Quest’s ‘Beats, Rhymes, and Life.’ I don’t hate it like most other people do. It’s not because this album was a departure from what made Tribe’s first three albums classic and ultimately the beginning of the end for them. I hate it because it reminds me of where I was […]