Some Hilarious Quotes From Cydney

At church: Cydney: We have to go upstairs. Me: Why? Cydney: To Praise the Lord! Cydney: Daddy! Me: Yes? Cydney: Ummm, nothing! Me: Really? Cydney: Yep. During bedtime: “I need all these covers, yo.” Cydney: Tomorrow’s my birthday. Me: No, your birthday is Valentine’s Day. Cydney: My birthday is everyday. Me: Cydney, you gotta stop […]

Soccer Dad Chronicles

So after how last week went down Cydney had to practice. She isn’t in preschool so the idea of following rules in the way that her coaches had instructions isn’t really part of her lexicon. In our backyard or while my nephew was at baseball practice we would do the drills that she’d learned the […]

Cydney Quotables: Late But Still Great

I was about to pick something up while sitting down: “Do it with your feet. You can’t with your behind.” No sheets on the bed: “The bed is naked.” “The other pillows are boring.” Doing pushups with me: “Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, eleventeen.” My Godmother: What do you want to call me? Cydney: The Lady that […]

Return of Cyndey Quotables!

“I’m crying my tears out. That wasn’t me crying my heart out, daddy.” “My toys is getting on my nerves!” Me: Cydney what are you eating? Cydney: I was eating my spit. “The police are driving Nunu (my grandmother who recently passed) to heaven so she can recharge” A three year […]

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Funny Stories of A Bad Ass Kid In Church

In my next life I’d like to be a stand up comedian. Not just because I think I’m funny with how I tell stories, but because I am observant and humor is how I deal with things. I like to take my pain and laugh about it–usually with me being the target of my own […]

Funny Cydney Quotables for The End of Your Week

Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something’s killing me! Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon* Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe. “It’s not tea. It’s not coffee. It’s my coffee-tea!” Me: You know […]

Cydney Says the Darndest Things: Funny Quotes From A Two Year Old

Me: I need you to chill. Cydney: I can’t chill! “I’m gonna be sational!” Wakes up, looks at me and says “What chu doin, yo?” Rolls back over and goes to sleep. “Get this money!” Me: What would Jerome-ey Rome-ey Rome-ey Rome think? Cydney: I don’t know. Nothing a girl can’t handle. *Me holding a […]

Funny Cydney Quotables for the New Year

While giving Cydney a bath it was time to wash her hair which she always gives a hard time about. It got real which lead to me at one time holding her upside down my her feet while her hair was being rinsed: “Why you dip me like a chip?” “That’s my boy. That’s my […]

Pretty Dope Cydney Quotables

Brushing hair: “I’m brushing with the little comb. Ahh, yeah. That’s the spot!” “The dog is sick. She needs medicine to be healthy.” “I turned on the light so our room could have legular dark.” “Cydney, did you make stinky in your pants? Yes I made it myself!” “It’s wintering!!!” Me: Cydney, Santa just sent […]