Read It Because I Wrote It…
https://www.youtube.com/embed/PrQjkwcXNKo The clouds of self-doubt can and will take us all off the path we feel is our life’s purpose. The foggy haze of our thoughts, feelings, and negative rumination of our decisions is a divine use of misdirection to guide us to where we belong. I was in an interesting space in the spring... Continue Reading →
At church: Cydney: We have to go upstairs. Me: Why? Cydney: To Praise the Lord! Cydney: Daddy! Me: Yes? Cydney: Ummm, nothing! Me: Really? Cydney: Yep. During bedtime: "I need all these covers, yo." Cydney: Tomorrow's my birthday. Me: No, your birthday is Valentine's Day. Cydney: My birthday is everyday. Me: Cydney, you gotta stop... Continue Reading →
I was about to pick something up while sitting down: "Do it with your feet. You can't with your behind." No sheets on the bed: "The bed is naked." "The other pillows are boring." Doing pushups with me: "Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, eleventeen." My Godmother: What do you want to call me? Cydney: The Lady that... Continue Reading →
"I'm crying my tears out. That wasn't me crying my heart out, daddy." "My toys is getting on my nerves!" Me: Cydney what are you eating?Cydney: I was eating my spit. "The police are driving Nunu (my grandmother who recently passed) to heaven so she can recharge" A three year old's thoughts on childbirth: "Because I was in my... Continue Reading →
Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something's killing me! Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon* Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe. "It's not tea. It's not coffee. It's my coffee-tea!" Me: You know... Continue Reading →
Me: I need you to chill. Cydney: I can't chill! "I'm gonna be sational!" Wakes up, looks at me and says "What chu doin, yo?" Rolls back over and goes to sleep. "Get this money!" Me: What would Jerome-ey Rome-ey Rome-ey Rome think? Cydney: I don't know. Nothing a girl can't handle. *Me holding a... Continue Reading →
While giving Cydney a bath it was time to wash her hair which she always gives a hard time about. It got real which lead to me at one time holding her upside down my her feet while her hair was being rinsed: "Why you dip me like a chip?" "That's my boy. That's my... Continue Reading →
Brushing hair: "I'm brushing with the little comb. Ahh, yeah. That's the spot!" "The dog is sick. She needs medicine to be healthy." "I turned on the light so our room could have legular dark." "Cydney, did you make stinky in your pants? Yes I made it myself!" "It's wintering!!!" Me: Cydney, Santa just sent... Continue Reading →
"I want to see the wind!" Me: Patty Cake Patty Cake. Baker man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it. Mark it with a b. One for baby and one for... Cydney: Free! "Stop talking to me!" "I want to be a single princess!" *Holds up candy dispenser* "This is my... Continue Reading →
It's been two weeks so here are some more of the wonderful things my daughter has to say. While being given a bath by my sister: Courtney: Cydney, get in the tub. Cydney: It's too wet! On a swing in the park while laughing: "Daddy, you're hilarious! You're a genius! You're disgusting!" While my mother... Continue Reading →
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